Bulletins still suck

Apples and Oranges

You’ve read this! That means that you have to repost it within 12 nanoseconds or you will die when you are 9 after having been forced to have sex with a goat while an old fat guy in a clown suit squeaks his nose at you xcitedly (e dropped on purpose as you should ALL be WELL aware) while pawing his bright yellow trousers ostensibly because he is searching for a balloon with which to make you a balloon animal but even though you asked for a dog all you will get is a snake because he dropped out of clown college after being caught touching himself to child-goat pornography while in uniform which is quite obviously a big no-no at a professional place like clown college.

Apples – if you’re not retarded
Oranges – if you enjoy cheeseburgers
Pineapples – if you love a monkey but she don’t love you back
xXylophonesXx – if you’re sXe (meaning that you can drink a 6 pack of beer in four minutes so long as nobody is around to see you do it)
Cherries – if you are Bing Crosby

rEpOsT nOw Or ChEeKuMs ThE cLoWn WiLl BlOw Up A sNaKe FoR yOu ToO!

I Hate People

Lots of people suck. These people include, but are not limited to: Hitler, bad roleplayers, monkeys that don’t love back, my brother, Colonel Sanders, the man responsible for that modern version of Romeo and Juliet, and anyone who hates on garden gnomes.

Man in the Moon Found Guilty of Peeping

I swear. He watches me in the shower. The judge says it’s true, so now I can sue him for lots of money because that is the American way.

Danielle Has Nothing To Say

Keelz: got anything in particular you think I should talk about?
Dani: mmmm nope